It Has Been One Of Those Days

It has been one of those Saturdays where you just wish you could go back to bed and forget about today. Then just when I sit down to drink a cup of coffee, I bit into an ant. At first I thought it was a marshmallow. I had put some cocoa in my coffee with some cream brule' creamer. I sat down in the backyard to relax and drink a cup of coffee. Then I take a drink and felt something catch between my teeth ,so I took it out and it was a flying ant! I ran into the house to brush my teeth and I started puking. I couldn't seem to get that crunchy feeling out of my mouth. Oh my goodness, I had never had that happen to me before and I pray to God it never happens again. I don't know how some people eat chocolate ants. I think I would start puking before I ever get it to my mouth. At that point everything else seemed minor to crunching down on a flying ant.