Quote Of The Day

"People are like a bag full of Skittles. You have to experience them one at a time to truly appreciate their individuality and beauty."

By,

Terry Edwards

Funny Words Of Wisdom

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

The Funny Thing Called Life

Life is like a bowl of cherries.....

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let's go!

Maya Angelou

Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something.

Wesley The Princess Bride

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly — because if they don’t speak fast nobody will listen to them.

Dont take life to seriously. No one gets out alive.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it.

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.

Janet Coleman

You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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