Wacky Wednesday- People Caught Doing Their Business In Public

I don't know how she expected to pull that one off. 

Fergie having an accident on stage

Maybe this runner should have skipped the race that day.

I wonder who pissed him off. 

Really, he didn't think that one would get caught on camera.

Now, that just take guts to squat and take a pee right
in front of everyone. 

Funny Parenting Quotes

"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." ~ Lane Olinhouse
 "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." ~ Erma Bombeck
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." ~ Bill Cosby
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." ~ Franklin P. Jones
"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own." ~ Doug Larson.

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner." ~ Ben Bergor

"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy." ~ Michelle Pfeiffer

"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." ~ Bill Cosby
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare." ~ Ed Asner

"Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes." ~ Joyce Armor

Wacky Wednesday. Laugh A Little

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.


Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
 
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
 
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.




I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

Ken Dodd

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

J.B. Morton

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?


As he was valiant, I honor him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

William Shakespeare

Wacky Wednesdays Funny Laws

Alabama

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Anniston

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

 

Auburn

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

 

Mobile

No person within the city may possess confetti.

 

If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.

 

Montgomery

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

 

It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.

A Lack of Sex In Your Marriage Will Cost You

If your living in France be sure you are keeping the romance alive in your marriage. A judge in France ruled a 51 year old man must pay his ex-wife $13,965 in damages for not fulfilling her sexual needs in their 21year marriage.

The man claims he was tired and suffered from health problems and was unable to fulfill her needs. The man was fined under France's civil code 215, which says married couples agreed to a "shared communal life."

The judge awarded the ex-wife compensation after he ruled the husband was responsible for the couples divorce, because of his refusal to have sex with his wife during their 21 year marriage.

Wacky Wednesday's Word Of The Day

wacky (wak′ē)

adjective wackier wack′i·er, wackiest wack′i·est

☆ Slang erratic, eccentric, or irrational

 

If the children don't go back to school soon. I'm going to go from wacky to insane very soon.

Wacky Wednesday's Bad 80's Hair Cuts For Men

80's Flashback

Wacky Wednesday's "What If?"

One comedian brought up the discussion "What would the Internet be like if it was a real world?" Can you imagine if the Internet was a real world? The upside would be, it would have the biggest shopping mall ever, you wouldn't have to wait for a movie to come out, you could always find the music you wanted, everyone would look better than they really do, everyone would have access to all the medicine they needed, the world would be at you finger tips but, there would price to pay for all those conveniences. The down side would be hackers would crash your home, it would be a gamblers dream world, you would be bombarded by commercials. Wait, the world is already filled with sickos and commercials.

Wacky Wednesday's Funny Pics

Wacky Wednesday's Worst 80's Hair Styles

They have been bringing the 80's back for clothing styles. Let's hope the hair styles that should have never left the drawing board stay in the 80's where they belong.

The poodle look, something that never should have happened.





Okay, did someone take a chunk out of her hair? What was she thinking?

I'm sorry she looks like a poodle with some hat hair.

 

Short bangs?! Did a 2 year old get a hold of her hair while she was sleeping?

Wacky Wednesday

Large Asian Salamander

Giant Japanese Salamander

Purple Frog Discovered in India in 2003

Wacky Wednesdays Funny Kids