Saturday, March 26, 2011

Funny Quotes About Marriage & Love





Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein




The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous




If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
--Unknown




I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
--Rita Rudner



When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
--Unknown



I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
--David Bissonette




Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
 --Phyllis Diller




Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

-- Anonymous



I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
--Unknown

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