Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let's go!
Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something.
Wesley The Princess Bride
The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly — because if they don’t speak fast nobody will listen to them.
Dont take life to seriously. No one gets out alive.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it.
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.