Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Dogs may not molest cars.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.