Funny Quotes About Men & Marriage

Funny Quotes About Men & Marriage

(All in fun)



"Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." ~ Laura Swenson

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." ~ Duane Dewel

"Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract." ~ Kathy Lette

"Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying." ~ William Shakespeare

"There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy... like nailing a jelly to a tree for example." ~ Anonymous

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." ~ Oscar Wilde
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
~ Jean Kerr ~

"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
~ Jean Kerr ~

"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control."
~ Diana Jordan ~